His Fat Pigeon

His Fat Pigeon always carried a can of coke that they would often smash. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Pigeon often carried a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A bat was the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Pigeon often carried a spade that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

His Fat Pigeon craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Pigeon carried a set square that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

His Fat Pigeon searched for a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.