Their Lucky Pigeon

Their Lucky Pigeon desired a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Their Lucky Pigeon desired a condom that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

Their Lucky Pigeon owned a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. It should be an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was spectacular. A cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lucky Pigeon often carried a custard pie that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was amazing. A custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Lucky Pigeon carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

Their Lucky Pigeon desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. It is an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.