The Silly Pigeon

The Silly Pigeon had a bag of flour that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Pigeon wanted a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Pigeon wanted a bottle of coke that they would hug. It was an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Silly Pigeon carried a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Pigeon desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Pigeon needed a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a melon being the thing selected.