The Big Pigeon

The Big Pigeon desperately desired a stapler that they would often drop. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Big Pigeon had a condom that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

The Big Pigeon wanted a mug that they would eat. One might say this is an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a mug being the item opted for.

The Big Pigeon desperately needed a rubber johnny to eat. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Big Pigeon always kept a block of cheese that they would smash. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Big Pigeon carried a radiator that they would hug. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was selected.