The Naughty Pigeon

The Naughty Pigeon had a bag of poop that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Pigeon always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Pigeon had a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Pigeon desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Pigeon had a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Pigeon desired a tomato that they would sometimes drop. This seems an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.