The Lovely Pigeon

The Lovely Pigeon owned a stapler that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Pigeon had a bag of poop that they would demolish. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Pigeon always had with them a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

The Lovely Pigeon desperately looked for a sponge that they would annihilate It might have been an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Pigeon always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be fun. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Pigeon had a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. It might be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.