Angry Pigeon

Angry Pigeon owned a painting of a melon that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Angry Pigeon wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Angry Pigeon looked for a teapot to drop. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Angry Pigeon craved for a little monkey that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Angry Pigeon had a sponge to eat. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.

Angry Pigeon desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.