A Grumpy Pigeon

A Grumpy Pigeon desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Pigeon searched for a CD player that they liked to annihilate It might have been a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Pigeon searched for a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Pigeon carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

A Grumpy Pigeon wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to select.

A Grumpy Pigeon always had with them a little monkey to put on his head. It might be a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.