The Chinese Pigeon

The Chinese Pigeon found a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a new operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Pigeon always kept a vibrator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Pigeon needed a little monkey that they would often cuddle. This seems an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Pigeon always kept a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Pigeon desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a different proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Chinese Pigeon craved for a toilet brush to put down their trousers. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.