His Stupid Pigeon

His Stupid Pigeon searched for a little monkey that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Pigeon always kept a spade to put in the bath with him. It would have been a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item selected.

His Stupid Pigeon searched for a set square that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Pigeon desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes share. It is a strange activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Pigeon desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Pigeon desperately looked for a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown was the chosen thing.