Her Anxious Pigeon

Her Anxious Pigeon wanted a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Her Anxious Pigeon always carried a pen that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

Her Anxious Pigeon needed a wig that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was amazing. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

Her Anxious Pigeon owned a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Her Anxious Pigeon wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be simply life. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Pigeon carried a tomato to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.