The Chinese Pigeon

The Chinese Pigeon always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Pigeon wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Pigeon always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Pigeon needed a mug that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Pigeon desperately looked for a toilet brush to rub on his belly. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Chinese Pigeon desperately looked for a sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. A sponge was the thing that was opted for.