The Big Pigeon

The Big Pigeon desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. It was an original idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Pigeon searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be out of this world. A piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Big Pigeon desperately needed a cup that they liked to cuddle. It was an odd idea, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Pigeon had a condom that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Pigeon always carried a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Big Pigeon owned a piece of paper that they would often demolish. It would be a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.