The Worrisome Pigeon

The Worrisome Pigeon owned a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Worrisome Pigeon desired a set square that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a set square is the item to select.

The Worrisome Pigeon owned a hat that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was fun. A hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Pigeon owned a dildo that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Worrisome Pigeon desperately desired a cucumber to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Pigeon desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often share. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke was the chosen thing.