The Curious Pigeon

The Curious Pigeon carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Pigeon owned a ball that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a ball being the item opted for.

The Curious Pigeon found a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Curious Pigeon craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Curious Pigeon desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Pigeon often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes of all things.