The Angry Pigeon

The Angry Pigeon desired a crown that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the chosen item.

The Angry Pigeon had a tomato that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Pigeon looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Angry Pigeon needed a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Pigeon always kept a teapot that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Pigeon looked for a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be epic. A CD player being the chosen thing.