A Dodgy Pigeon

A Dodgy Pigeon always kept a can of Dr Pepper to put on his head. It should be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Pigeon desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Pigeon desired a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

A Dodgy Pigeon owned a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Pigeon desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Pigeon had a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. It should be an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.