The Unusual Pigeon

The Unusual Pigeon desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes throw. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Pigeon had a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Pigeon always had with them a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a strange operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Pigeon desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Unusual Pigeon desperately needed a lava lamp to eat. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Unusual Pigeon desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.