The Famous Pigeon

The Famous Pigeon desperately wanted a spade that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a spade being the thing selected.

The Famous Pigeon found a bat that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Pigeon found a cheese grater that they would smash. It should be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Famous Pigeon carried a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a hat is the item to select.

The Famous Pigeon craved for a sponge that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was stunning. A sponge would be the item chosen.

The Famous Pigeon always kept a condom that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a surprising action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a condom being the thing selected.