The Horny Pigeon

The Horny Pigeon desperately desired a hat that they sometimes break. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Horny Pigeon desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Horny Pigeon found a melon that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A melon was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Pigeon wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes demolish. It is a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Horny Pigeon desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to play with. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Pigeon desperately needed a wig that they liked to demolish. It should have been a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.