The Purple Pigeon

The Purple Pigeon craved for a radiator that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Pigeon always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Pigeon found a pencil sharpener that they would demolish. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be amazing. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Pigeon often carried a mug to embrace. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be out of this world. A mug being the thing opted for.

The Purple Pigeon owned a cheese grater that they would often smash. It is a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Purple Pigeon always carried a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.