The Depressed Pigeon

The Depressed Pigeon desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Pigeon desperately desired a can of coke that they would put up their bum. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke of all things.

The Depressed Pigeon needed a stretchman to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.

The Depressed Pigeon desperately needed a bat to share. It was considered to be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

The Depressed Pigeon desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. It was a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Pigeon found a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.