His Foolish Pigeon

His Foolish Pigeon desired a toilet brush that they would demolish. One might consider this to be an original thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Pigeon found a pen that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.

His Foolish Pigeon wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. A bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

His Foolish Pigeon found a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Pigeon desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Pigeon looked for a porno magazine to hug. This seems to be a curious action, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.