His Angry Pigeon

His Angry Pigeon desperately desired a cup that they would worship. One might find this to be a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a cup is the thing to select.

His Angry Pigeon desperately desired a pen that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was epic. A pen being the chosen item.

His Angry Pigeon desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often eat. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be amazing. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

His Angry Pigeon searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

His Angry Pigeon desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.

His Angry Pigeon desperately searched for a condom to put up their bum. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.