The Grumpy Pigeon

The Grumpy Pigeon always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Pigeon desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes embrace. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Pigeon desperately wanted a can of Tango to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Pigeon found a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Pigeon craved for a radiator to play with. One might say this is an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a radiator having that done to it

The Grumpy Pigeon often carried a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to choose.