Her Horny Pigeon

Her Horny Pigeon desperately wanted a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Her Horny Pigeon desperately desired a crown that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item opted for.

Her Horny Pigeon looked for a pint of beer that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Horny Pigeon looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Her Horny Pigeon desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Pigeon desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was opted for.