A Confused Pigeon

A Confused Pigeon always had with them a little monkey that they liked to experiment on. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.

A Confused Pigeon always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Pigeon wanted a wig that they sometimes break. This seems a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Pigeon needed a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Confused Pigeon wanted a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a wig being the item opted for.

A Confused Pigeon had a custard pie that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.