The Worrisome Pigeon

The Worrisome Pigeon had a rubber chicken that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Worrisome Pigeon desperately craved for a tomato that they would experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be spectacular. Honestly, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Pigeon looked for a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

The Worrisome Pigeon desperately desired a set square that they would demolish. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Pigeon wanted a cup that they would drop. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

The Worrisome Pigeon desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig being the item opted for.