The Energetic Pigeon

The Energetic Pigeon desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Energetic Pigeon desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a strange idea, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Energetic Pigeon always kept a stretchman that they would worship. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Energetic Pigeon desired a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. It might be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Energetic Pigeon owned a lava lamp that they would hug. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Energetic Pigeon desperately searched for a custard pie that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to choose.