The Fucking Pigeon

The Fucking Pigeon desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Pigeon desperately looked for a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be exciting. A ball is the item to choose.

The Fucking Pigeon looked for a radiator that they would often break. It might have been a funny action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Pigeon desperately looked for a helmet that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a different exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was wonderful. Honestly, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Fucking Pigeon desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Pigeon often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.