His Naughty Pigeon

His Naughty Pigeon desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Naughty Pigeon desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to worship. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

His Naughty Pigeon always had with them a computer that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to choose.

His Naughty Pigeon desired a set of lego that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

His Naughty Pigeon desired a can of coke to eat. It is a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

His Naughty Pigeon found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.