The Silly Pigeon

The Silly Pigeon desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

The Silly Pigeon had a big sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Pigeon desperately searched for a stapler that they would annihilate It was a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Pigeon had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Pigeon always had with them a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Silly Pigeon always had with them a set square that they would play with. It is considered to be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set square would be the item chosen.