Their Determined Pigeon

Their Determined Pigeon searched for a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. A melon would be the chosen thing.

Their Determined Pigeon desperately desired a cucumber that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Their Determined Pigeon always had with them a wig that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a wig being the chosen item.

Their Determined Pigeon craved for a vibrator that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Determined Pigeon carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was exciting. A pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Their Determined Pigeon owned a ball that they liked to drop. It would have been a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was chosen.