The Yellow Pigeon

The Yellow Pigeon always had with them a block of cheese to eat. One might say this is a different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Yellow Pigeon desperately wanted a stapler that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be wonderous. Strangely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Pigeon desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Pigeon searched for a bat that they would occasionally demolish. It is a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Pigeon searched for a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Pigeon carried a sword that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a sword was the item that was chosen.