A Chinese Pigeon

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A Chinese Pigeon wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

A Chinese Pigeon desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

A Chinese Pigeon always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango of all things.

A Chinese Pigeon desperately wanted a teapot that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to select.

A Chinese Pigeon had a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

A Chinese Pigeon always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.