My Grumpy Pigeon

My Grumpy Pigeon found a sword that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Pigeon searched for a spade to drop. This seems a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a spade being the thing opted for.

My Grumpy Pigeon often carried a computer that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a computer being the thing opted for.

My Grumpy Pigeon found a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Pigeon desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Pigeon searched for a wig that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.