The Fat Pigeon

The Fat Pigeon wanted a toilet brush that they would often eat. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Fat Pigeon desperately wanted a stapler to sleep with. It is considered to be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Pigeon desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Pigeon owned a set of lego that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was epic. A set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Pigeon desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A melon being the thing opted for.

The Fat Pigeon desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.