Thirty degrees

England was not built for sunny skies,
The humidity on this island amplifies
Even the mildest sunny day;
It's going to be thirty degrees today.
I'll be outside with some of my friends
Performing for no-one while football trends,
Getting a sunburn or heatstroke maybe
Plenty of suncream and water for me
Will not take away the exhaustion I'll feel
From thirty degrees and performing in heels.