hmm, hmm and hmmm.

64 = 2⁵

How did Chump do that?
A very hard number to obtain just by random.

And you can't swing a dead cat around DC without hitting a Builderberger
so how...

As a joke from a favorite comedy group, "Capital Steps"

Originally we were going to hold a nativity play in DC
but we couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.