You Haven't Seen Clinton Tapes Like These Before

Muh, clickbait. Muh, servers. Muh, crimes. Everyone wants a piece of the Clintons, but no one seems to be able to come through.

...until now.

Here now in high definition is a thank-god-for-real-journalism collection of several I-swear-they're-real clips of Side Of Beef I mean Hillary and Rapist I mean Bill Clinton committing clear crimes of terrorism, murder, assault, and more.

Also - brief aside here - none of that is true.