I say abolish parties altogether. Let's just vote for what we believe in.

Are you serious about people longing for Gerald Ford. I thought he was friends with Nixon and that evil fuck Henry Kis'ass'inger. Eurghh should I say more.

We need this guy.

He is the people's champion. He has the people's eyebrow. He drops the people's elbow. He would be the people's president. He doesn't need a party. He is the party. He can the lay the Smackdown on Trump on any day.

Maybe we should just abolish elections altogether. Get all the candidates together and let them fight it out Hunger Games style. If that sounds too cruel, we could have a Royal Rumble.