The Bewildered Poodle

The Bewildered Poodle craved for a spade that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Poodle craved for a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Poodle found a sword that they would occasionally embrace. It would be an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Poodle wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Poodle desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Poodle needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.