My Anxious Poodle

My Anxious Poodle had a vibrator that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

My Anxious Poodle had a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

My Anxious Poodle craved for a porno magazine to share. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Anxious Poodle wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

My Anxious Poodle needed a bag of poop to sleep with. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Poodle needed a pint of beer to drop. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.