His Weary Poodle

His Weary Poodle desperately wanted a bat that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

His Weary Poodle wanted a computer that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.

His Weary Poodle owned a rubber johnny to share. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

His Weary Poodle found a cup that they sometimes annihilate It might be a different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.

His Weary Poodle owned a pint of cider that they would often play with. It was considered to be an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be wonderful. A pint of cider of all things.

His Weary Poodle had a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.