His Cute Poodle

His Cute Poodle desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A pint of beer of all things.

His Cute Poodle desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

His Cute Poodle looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was simply life. A painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Poodle often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

His Cute Poodle had a radiator that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Poodle owned a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.