His Cheerful Poodle

His Cheerful Poodle found a bag of poop that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

His Cheerful Poodle needed a CD player that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cheerful Poodle often carried a lava lamp that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

His Cheerful Poodle desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cheerful Poodle looked for a sponge that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

His Cheerful Poodle always had with them a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator having that done to it