The Ugly Poodle

The Ugly Poodle wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Poodle owned a melon that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was epic. Strangely, a melon being the item selected.

The Ugly Poodle craved for a ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Poodle desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Poodle searched for a ball that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

The Ugly Poodle desired a wig that they liked to eat. This could be considered a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A wig would be the item that was selected.