His Anxious Poodle

His Anxious Poodle desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Poodle searched for a radiator that they would hug. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Poodle desperately needed a cup that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a cup was the chosen item.

His Anxious Poodle carried a little monkey to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

His Anxious Poodle craved for a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be fun. A wig being the thing selected.

His Anxious Poodle craved for a stretchman that they liked to annihilate It would have been a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.