My Lonely Poodle

My Lonely Poodle looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It should be a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Poodle always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Poodle craved for a dildo that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen item.

My Lonely Poodle desperately needed a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. It might be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Poodle desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Poodle craved for a spade that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.