Red Poodle

Red Poodle owned a can of Tango to throw. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Red Poodle always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Red Poodle desperately desired a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an original activity, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

Red Poodle had a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Red Poodle craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Red Poodle desperately wanted a mug that they liked to share. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A mug would be the chosen thing.